I hired a dominatrix from OnlyFans. Here’s what happened.
Source: Riverfronttimes.com
USA – This may seem odd coming from someone with this job. But I’m not particularly kinky. I don’t need the costumes or the whips and the chains in my sex life. I’m just happy to be there and hope we can both enjoy ourselves. I think that context is needed for my review of “Master of Slaves ⛓🖤” (@femdomalexxxvip), who as you can probably guess, is quite a bit more toward the whips and chains side of things than myself. Beyond that even. I do not wish to be pegged, whipped, sniff anyone’s shoes or be clamped in a cock cage (something I didn’t know existed until just recently), but I will evaluate the mistress as objectively as I can in the headspace of someone who does.
Being a Domme online seems like a difficult task. Much of the stuff she prides herself in would require her physical presence, but she navigates the virtual Domme realm expertly. It’s one thing to torture a “little fucking bitch” when you’re in the room with him, but Alexandra makes a damn convincing pitch that you should torture yourself. Every time she posts she has a new sexy outfit on, often leather, and a new degrading hypothetical for your dirty mind to explore. From licking her ass on the nice end, to being whipped or pegged on the meaner end, and licking her armpits or shoes on the downright strange end. I can imagine doing something like that to get to the sweeter parts of her body, but apparently you have to be a good little sub to even deserve an armpit licking. One of my favorite posts has her posing her ass in stilettos with the tantalizing question; “What would you suck first, my heel or my ass?”. Seems like an easy question to me, but I’m sure some would choose the heels. Her chosen pronouns seem to be queen/goddess, which I would call her without even needing to be whipped. Her content is very strap-on heavy, a great variety of size (mostly pretty big) and material for you to suck and take up your hoop. She does a great job as a Domme, but if you don’t want a giant leather cock in your ass, I might look elsewhere. But I can’t imagine a better page if all that is your speed. I’m including this screenshot with no context (does it need any) because it made me smile amongst the other posts and messages that kind of hurt my feelings. It’s criminal she only got $15 in tips for that.
Alexandra does a great job interacting with her fans. Almost every post has something to respond to, a task or request, or an invitation to send you pictures. Another favorite question of hers, under a sexy photo of her with a cocktail, asks what you think she’d make you drink: your own cum, some other dude’s cum, or her spit. A real Sophie’s choice. She wants you naked and vulnerable, even asking you to send pics spreading your ass. I’m sure she’d say something less than nice but you get what you pay for. I also love the rebranding of tips and payments as “tributes.” It has a much better ring to it. She’s great in the messages too, online every day, asked me about my kinks and accused me of jerking off in her shoes again. I don’t know how she caught me, but I apologized. The abuse comes at a reasonable price too, only $8 to see what she was planning to shove up my ass, and no more than $15 or $25 for her other offerings. I didn’t have the strength of heart to take her up on a live video “tasking session” she offers her followers/pets, but it’s certainly a nice thing to offer.
Content: 4/5
I frankly have no idea how to rate her content. She’s sexy as hell, and while I generally would find it unsettling to see a sexy blonde lady with a 13 inch black cock, she somehow pulls it off. It’s plenty and varied and my best guess as what a filthy little pet would think is a strong ⅘. Again, take that with a grain of salt. A grain she’d happily shove up your dickhole for a very reasonable price.
Personalized care: 5/5
Generally I grade that by the model’s willingness to do what you want, but that just isn’t the situation here. But she’ll make requests of you…which you better follow. What other score could you give someone who will offer live video sessions, on top of the DM responding and other basics.
Connection: 3.5 / 5
She is good about connecting in the chat, but it’s hard to suspend disbelief that she’s actually around when she’s referencing things that couldn’t possibly happen. Can’t dock that too much because it’s all part of the fantasy. The only other knock is that everything gets steered back to offering paid content after a few messages. I’m sure there’s plenty out there who are more than happy to offer tribute for it, but it does have the feel of her just messaging for the sake of selling you, and that could be a little subtler.
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Happy fapping,
Hazel
