The customer was walking through the store when she stumbled upon a leather fashion harness next to some belts.
Stunned by her discovery, she posted a picture of the find on Twitter – leaving followers in stitches.
Taking to Twitter she said: “Jeez oh – nipped into Primark and wasn’t really expecting to find bondage gear among the jammies, Christmas jumpers and fluffy socks.”
Social media users on the app found her post hilarious.
But they were quick to point out her mistake – nothing it was just a fashion harness.
One user wrote: “It’s hardly bondage gear.”
And another explained to the Twitter user what the accessory actually was.
They replied: “Don’t see any bondage gear just belts and fashion harnesses.”
The bizarre Primark find comes on the same day a sassy teenager pencilled a VERY DEMANDING letter to Santa.
Andrea Keaney, who is known in the adult industry as Megara Furie, has revealed she‘s using the people skills learned from her racy role to inspire a new type of clientele as a life coach.
The 37-year-old, who has worked in BDSM for the last 12 years, has previously shared her strangest requests, including putting flowers up a customer’s backside and being asked to force-feed a client a live praying mantis.
But despite a serious stigma surrounding such a job, the geology graduate reckons her unique CV makes her the perfect person for people trying to change their lives.
Andrea, from Bishopbriggs, told The Scottish Sun: “I’d already been doing hypnotherapy and Neuro-Linguistic Programming (NLP) and then I came across coaching and it was just by accident.
“And when I started to learn the process of coaching and in particular transformational coaching, I realised it was really aligned with a lot of the stuff I was already doing.
“For example one of the barriers to people being able to express themselves is limiting beliefs and that shows up everywhere – and it shows up in sessions as a dominatrix.
“People are too shy to say what they want, too scared to express themselves and be vulnerable because they have all these beliefs about themselves, about what I will think of them and what that means for them.
“And what I realised is that it doesn’t just happen in the dungeon, it happens everywhere.
“One of the things I really enjoy about being a dominatrix is being able to help people to be their true self in that setting and now I get to do that for people in every setting of their life which is really cool.
“I get to do everything I was doing in the dungeon – well not everything – but I get to do the mindset work I was doing in the dungeon and now I’ve got a lot more clarity and focus and it’s a lot more intentional the way that I’m doing it.”
Andrea, who became NLP qualified in 2019, started working as a dominatrix in 2008 and admits people were surprised at her sudden career shift when she started her second job last year and set up her business Dominant Mindset Coaching.
But she insists the occupation she’s famous for isn’t as seedy as people think and that it’s actually the perfect platform for her new profession and passion.
She says: “For the untrained eye you would look at it and go ‘oh it’s seedy, it’s just people going in and getting spanked and getting their kicks.’
“But actually there’s a lot more to it than that, a lot of discussion that takes place before, during and after a session.
“People book sessions because they maybe want the physical or mental side of it but really the main thing that they get from it – and if you’re a good dominatrix you’ll know this – they’re looking for validation, looking for a safe space where they can just let some of their guard down and be fully themselves.
“Being able to do that is what gives them a spring in their step when they leave.
“And being able to give them that is the rewarding part for me.”
UK – GLASGOW – Lady Voluptua is a Scottish dominatrix who you might have seen on the new Channel 5 show Plus Sized Porn.
The dominatrix, whose real name is Lisa, caters to a specialised sector of the sex market – for those that like super-sized big women or BBW (Big Beautiful Women) as the sector is widely know as.
Lisa, who is from Glasgow, revealed that she knew quite early on in her life that she was into ‘kink’.
She said: “I discovered my kink very early on. I think I’ve always been kinky, I was eleven and my twelve-year-old friend told me about bondage and I thought ‘Ohhh, what’s this?’ and I kind of knew I was kinky and then when I met my husband we explored it more and we were quite switchy and would take the different roles and that’s how we explored it.
She added: “I never joined the scene at all until my marriage was over – that was when I was like right, that’s it, I’m going to out and I’m going to have great fun and go to the kink clubs.
“I went from being a sub to a slave, and I just thought it wasn’t fulfilling me. I think the submissive in me just disappeared and when I found that I was being more dominant, I actually got more out of it sexually and it’s the sense of power, the power exchange and the energy that you exchange with them.”
As well as enjoying what she was doing, Lisa realised there was a gap in the market for this and decided to turn it into a source of income.
She said: “It’s a really good rush and that’s when I thought, ‘oh, I could really do this and earn money from it’ because there were a lot of submissive guys, but not a lot of dominant women.
On the Channel 5 programme, Lisa can be seen demonstrating a technique of BDSM called ‘Breath play’, where she restricts a clients breathing by placing her stomach over their face.
Breath play is a very dangerous act which should only be attempted by experienced ‘practitioners’.
Lisa decided to rebrand herself as Lady Voluptua in a bid to fully embrace her size and place in the market.
She said: “I really don’t care what other people think. I’m up for a bit of badness. I actually really want to f**k s**t up in terms of how fat people are perceived.”
Lisa said that the BBW market for sex workers is quite crowded so she needs to be extra creative to be able to stand out from the rest.
She also caters for men who are often embarrassed about their desires to be dominated by BBWs.
She said: “At the end of the day all we are really doing is catering to people’s fantasies and fetishes and fulfilling a need where they maybe can’t get it at home or they are worried that perhaps if they are married their wife or family will reject them, they can come to a safe place.
“It can also be a form of therapy, although we would never say that we are therapists because obviously we are not qualified, but f**k it, it’s whatever floats your boat.”
On her website Lisa has included a lengthy description of what clients can expect if they book her.
She writes: “My body is super-sized, which makes me a Big Beautiful Woman, blessed with luscious lips, large bosoms and voluptuous curves. My deep brown eyes can see right down into your soul.
“I possess a calm and warm demeanour, which will help you to feel safe and secure, so that you can drop your guard and submit openly. There is nowhere to hide from Me.
“I will invade your mind and inspire you to your knees. I am the safe space you have always dreamed of – here to set your spirit free in your submission to Me. And you can get your rocks off while you’re at it.”
Lisa has a fee section on her website which say she offers sessions from her ‘brand new two chambered dungeon’ in Pollokshields, which start from £60 and can go up to £560.
Lisa, who is 5 foot 2, said she is happy with her life and what she does and her girlfriend Vixen, who is also a dominatrix, always celebrates her body.
She said: “It’s never really going to be small but in general I’m happy. I love my body and I love the fact that my girlfriend loves my body and she celebrates it and that gives me confidence when after all of these years in my life I’ve been told ‘no your fat body is wrong you would be so much happier if you were thin’.”
“We just have a normal life together but we also just happen to have a dungeon and were both dominatrix’s so yeah it’s really cool dating a sex worker.”
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