Source: EN.brinkwire.com
UK -LONDON – The former plus-sized dominatrix explains why she ejected patrons in the middle of a game.
Miranda Kane, who worked as a sex worker for ten years, has opened up about her job, detailing everything from ejecting clients to the administrative side of her job and customer interactions.
The secrets of a former plus-sized dominatrix who sold sex in London have been revealed, including why she kicked out punters and the long hours of admin.
Miranda Kane, who worked as a sex worker from the ages of 22 to 32, once called a client a “w***e” and ended a session halfway through.
“I’m not there to be called those names,” she told MyLondon. “There’s nothing on my website about doing that.”
“That’s their brand or kink for some sex workers, and that’s fantastic.
But they just assumed they’d be able to get away with it with me.”
Miranda, who is now a comedian, writer, and podcaster, also revealed that paperwork took up a whopping 80% of her time.
“If you’re an independent sex worker like me, you need to make sure you have a decent website,” she said.
“Being a sex worker taught me so much about marketing; I know all about metatags, search engine optimization, and analytics; it was all part of my day.”
“I had to know: what keywords are people finding me under?” she continued. “Am I on the first page of Google if I google ‘plus-size London escort? If not, why not?”
Miranda saw the sex industry change dramatically during her time as a sex worker, with recessions, austerity, and skyrocketing tuition fees driving people to the industry.
“There were about 12 plus-size sex workers in London when I started, and we were all friends; we had the market cornered, and we even agreed to charge about the same.”
“However, if you google ‘BBW [big beautiful woman]London escort,’ you’ll come up with something like 33,000 results.”
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Although it’s common to assume that gamblers are disrespectful of the women they’re paying for, Miranda claims this isn’t always the case.
She claims that in her personal experience, people who pay a lot of money for an hour of her time are “quite like women.”
Miranda would call her client before the meeting for some small talk and to go over the details.
“They’d always say, ‘Just…like… the usual,’” she explained, “and they never wanted the usual, whatever that was.”
“I’d do it.”